Bitchocracy

What will happen if my mother takes over the world

If my mom took over it wouldn't be Democracy, or idiocracy, it'd be bitchocracy!

Bitchocracy by Crackosaur May 3, 2009

Bitchocracy

the rule of Bitches (men and women and others) over society, making the weaker, lamer solution
always the 'correct' one to prevent those that suggest those ideas from 'bitching'

Hybrid Cars made of plastic with built in Ipods? man, score another one for the Bitchocracy!

Bitchocracy by Comrade Plasternasty January 2, 2009

Bitchocracy

A group of poorly influenced girls or guys who form a group or committee through text, facebook, or myspace. This group can usually be spotted with non fashionable hair bumps, more makeup than a cheetah with spots, huge purses for stealing g-strings (aka thongs) from upscale malls, hollister american, eagle ambercrombie & Finch products, or sitting pissed off at another member of the Bitchocracy club. Guys of the Bitchocracy club can usually be spotted touching and bragging on their man nipples and comparing testosterone levels for insecure "manly" reassurance.

Guy: Touch my pecks and test my testoterone levels.

Other Guy: Okay. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10.5! Dude, 10.5! Your testoterone levels are amazing! So that means your bitchyness levels are HUGE!!!! Let me go get my phone I'm sooooo getting you into the Bitchocracy club.

Bitchocracy by CheckYourself365 October 7, 2010

Bitchcrack 

The cracking of a bitch.

That bitch was bitchcracked for her behaviour to the other bitch.

Bitchcrack by YEAHZILLE June 9, 2009

bitchcracka

a girl/boy who is going out with a boy/girl whom you yourself like. He/she may be an angel, but because they are with the one you like, they kinda suck.

"Oh great, he brought his bitchcracka to the basketball game."

bitchcracka by Madeline hootie hoo December 7, 2005

bitchocrat 

A female politicion who is running for president.

Hillary Clinton is a member of the bitchocrat party.

bitchocrat by missile man February 14, 2008

bitchcracked 

When a bitch steps out of line you lay the beatdown, preferably with a hard object such as a bat.

When Eugene found out Susan was cheating on him he waited till she got home and bitchcracked her.

bitchcracked by Evgueni R January 1, 2009