Skip to main content

Bitchmocracy 

My mother's form of government in her house were a dictatorship looks like a piece of cherry pie.
My mother runs a bitchmocracy.
Words you can keep

Bitchocracy

What will happen if my mother takes over the world
If my mom took over it wouldn't be Democracy, or idiocracy, it'd be bitchocracy!
Bitchocracy by Crackosaur May 3, 2009
Related Words

Bitchocracy

the rule of Bitches (men and women and others) over society, making the weaker, lamer solution
always the 'correct' one to prevent those that suggest those ideas from 'bitching'
Hybrid Cars made of plastic with built in Ipods? man, score another one for the Bitchocracy!

Bitchocracy

A group of poorly influenced girls or guys who form a group or committee through text, facebook, or myspace. This group can usually be spotted with non fashionable hair bumps, more makeup than a cheetah with spots, huge purses for stealing g-strings (aka thongs) from upscale malls, hollister american, eagle ambercrombie & Finch products, or sitting pissed off at another member of the Bitchocracy club. Guys of the Bitchocracy club can usually be spotted touching and bragging on their man nipples and comparing testosterone levels for insecure "manly" reassurance.
Guy: Touch my pecks and test my testoterone levels.

Other Guy: Okay. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10.5! Dude, 10.5! Your testoterone levels are amazing! So that means your bitchyness levels are HUGE!!!! Let me go get my phone I'm sooooo getting you into the Bitchocracy club.
Bitchocracy by CheckYourself365 October 7, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
Next