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Bitchjob  

Chris: "Ah man Brenda just gave me a Bitchjob , It makes me feel as if the last blowjob I got is now null and void. Man am I ever the complete oppisite of happy."

Shawn: "Dude I fucking hope you pull through, this my friend is a sad sad sad moment."
Bitchjob by Brunnerman April 2, 2009
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bitchgobblet

Similar in meaning to the word "nonsense" or "bullshit", the word bitchgobblet is used best when describing a event that in no way even BEGINS to make sense.
Quit talking all dat bitchgobblet hoe.

Did that retard just take all his clothes off to piss???? Man that's just bitchgobblet.....
bitchgobblet by The Jizzmopper July 20, 2016

Bitchobo 

A hobo that is being a bitch
"That hobo was a bitch"
"So he was a bitchobo"
Bitchobo by The Predator 13 January 8, 2020

bitch job 

An office job in a clean, air-conditioned environment with no manual labor involved. This job requires no life-or-death decisions, no sales, and mostly paper pushing. The job is mostly reserved for large government bureaucracies and some corporations, and is mostly performed by bitches.
She scored her self a bitch job. She be eatin cake and shit while her man be sweatin at a construction site.
bitch job by redwoodhighway March 27, 2009

bitchgoblet 

The same coffee cup that your female significant other uses every single morning.
Oh, God! I just broke Mary's bitchgoblet!

Hey, Tom. I just bought Cynthia a new mug. Maybe it'll be her new bitchgoblet.
bitchgoblet by Bored Bro September 16, 2016

Bitchbob 

Any annoying inanimate object that becomes the brunt of ones' frustration.
"Up yours, Bitchbob!" (at object that is broken or uncooperative).
Bitchbob by ElectraViolet June 9, 2015

Bottom Bitchgobblet 

The most important goblin in a horde selected by an Uruk-hai.
I wouldn't mess with Fuglyeyes. He's the bottom bitchgobblet.
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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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