Similar in meaning to the word "nonsense" or "bullshit", the word bitchgobblet is used best when describing a event that in no way even BEGINS to make sense.
Quit talking all dat bitchgobblet hoe.

Did that retard just take all his clothes off to piss???? Man that's just bitchgobblet.....
by The Jizzmopper March 18, 2016
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1.The cup that a thirsty bitch sips from.
2. The person and/or people giving a thirsty b the attention she desperately seeks.
"Look at her drinkin all that attention up from him, like she's chose. Thirsty B and her bitchgobblet,smh."
by Fartimus Prime April 10, 2016
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The most important goblin in a horde selected by an Uruk-hai.
I wouldn't mess with Fuglyeyes. He's the bottom bitchgobblet.
by DaThiccNessMonster September 22, 2021
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