Similar in meaning to the word "nonsense" or "bullshit", the word bitchgobblet is used best when describing a event that in no way even BEGINS to make sense.
1. A combination of bitch(female dog) and babble(To utter a meaningless confusion of words or sounds). It describes the phenomenon of a woman speaking nonsense, throwing around syllables that have no meaning, going around in circles aimlessly, usually ending in said woman proclaiming "What were we talking about?" "or "I lost my train of thought." When it was evident to every man listening that the "train" never left the station.
2. The incoherent, illogical, fruitless ramblings of a woman in her "feels".