bitchelor 

An unattached female who is usually this way by choice. She does not necessarily adhere to convention by way of cuisine, childrearing, lifestyle or family values. She usually sets her own standards in these areas.

That little boy's mom is such a bitchelor. She provides him with academic, artistic and athletic enrichment, but he also gets to eat fish sticks and ice cream for breakfast if she feels like letting him.

bitchelor by Cydne Washington March 6, 2008

bitchelor 

some who is constantly being dumped or de-friended because she wont let things drop, constantly insulting people, the bitchelor can also be or become a wagaboo. the bitchelor is the most likely out of all people to get in to trouble or start fueds that need not have started i would stay away from a bitchelor at all costs. the bitchelor is jealous, insecure and has to know everything about everyone and poke there nose in were it is not wanted or needed.

omg i had some bitchelor call me up last night giving me shit about something they know nothing about.

bitchelor by lovelillypad March 27, 2011

Bitchelor 

A bitchelor is an unmarried man who complains about being single like a bitch. A bachelor, but with a hateable personality.

"Did you hear Jeff complaining the other day? I heard Susan dumped him." "Yea, he's such a bitchelor."

Bitchelor by jeffisapussy January 12, 2020

Happy Evasive Bachelor 

A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.

Don't bother trying to get Steve to date Alicia. He's a happy evasive bachelor.

Happy Evasive Bachelor by Chad Apollo December 29, 2020

Bitchel 

The Australian cult leader of Chase Atlantic, this man does not know how to speak clearly. And often uses “yuh” is every sentence, he also often speaks about his dick.

Person 1: “have you heard the song devilish?”

Person 2: “no not really, I couldn’t understand what Bitchel was saying”

Bitchel by Saxgod July 20, 2019

Bohemian Bachelor 

Step 1. Is to remove your watch and and any rings.

Step 2. As she lays on her back naked on the bed. You keep your dominant foot on the floor and step on her face with your other foot.

Step 3. You then proceed to work both of your entire hands into her vagina.

Step 4. You take your non dominant hand out and press down on her tummy for stability.

Step 5. You proceed to jerk off to completion with your dominant hand which should still be completely inside of her. Allow yourself to finish.

Step 6. You tell her that she can't be your girlfriend because she's just too loose down there.

I performed a textbook bohemian bachelor on her and I forgot my watch at her place, damn it...

Bohemian Bachelor by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020

bachelor's salad 

You grab a full head of lettuce in one hand and bottle of salad dressing in the other. You bite the head of lettuce and take a swiq of the salad dressing out of the bottle to wash down the lettuce. Usually the only two remaining items in a bachelor's refrigerator.

Tom: Oh crap, I'm hungry but don't want to prepare anything.

Rob: Just make yourself a bachelor's salad.

bachelor's salad by EDelo September 22, 2009