3 definitions by jeffisapussy

Dark side

The cool side of the pillow. Whenever it's too warm on the side of the pillow you're sleeping on, you flip to the DARK SIDE.

Jeff is a pussy and can't sleep under warm temperatures, so he flipped the pillow to the dark side.

by jeffisapussy January 13, 2020

bruh

The word you use when you honestly have no idea what your friend is talking about

Jeff: "Help, I'm dying."
Me : "bruh."

by jeffisapussy March 10, 2020

Bitchelor

A bitchelor is an unmarried man who complains about being single like a bitch. A bachelor, but with a hateable personality.

"Did you hear Jeff complaining the other day? I heard Susan dumped him." "Yea, he's such a bitchelor."

by jeffisapussy January 13, 2020