A bitchelor is an unmarried man who complains about being single like a bitch. A bachelor, but with a hateable personality.
"Did you hear Jeff complaining the other day? I heard Susan dumped him." "Yea, he's such a bitchelor."
by jeffisapussy January 12, 2020

by jeffisapussy March 10, 2020

The cool side of the pillow. Whenever it's too warm on the side of the pillow you're sleeping on, you flip to the DARK SIDE.
by jeffisapussy January 12, 2020
