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An old man, an old fellow. Someone who is very old, moans a lot, and often damages his knee while playing sports, or just walking. Person in their 30's and up that's found in Teen chatrooms, to see if they can get their flat wanker up.

Dude, Quit acting like a Batchelor.
by WVboy1 November 20, 2006
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A single dude who mixes up his own bread/cookie-dough due to his having no women-folk around to do da baking for him.
If a batchelor becomes good enough at his cooking, potential spouses might find this ability attractive, especially if said ladies happen to be "lazy cooks" themselves, and so they wish that someone else would make dinner sometimes.
by QuacksO April 03, 2019
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a batchelor is someone who will always be alone due to loving one direction so much and fantisising over harry styles

when you get shit stuck onto the bottom of your shoes
OMG, I'M MASTURBATING OVER HARRY STYLES, i think im a batchelor

Oh crap, i just got a batchelor
by ii beeyyyy November 29, 2011
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