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Bitchassmotherfucker 

Someone that you are not speaking highly of at the moment.
That dude slept with my girlfriend.

Reply; What a Bitchassmotherfucker.

Constructive Bitchicism 

con-struc-tive/kənˈstrəktiv bitchicism/biCHcis·sizəm

When a woman has a good point but it still comes of as Nagging !
"Baby you look great, you shure you wanna wear those shoes with that?"

With that woman it's all just constructive bitchicism.
Constructive Bitchicism by Chario September 3, 2012

Bitchilism 

Saying something when you connect with a punch.

Bitch is the root word. Bitchilism is the after noun. After the first bitch is yelled, the following names are considered the bitchilism.

stolen from Jamie Foxx: I Might Need Security
"BITCH! You don't know who the fuck I am!"
Bitchilism by Tgo July 26, 2004

bitchassmotherfuckingcuntfagcocksuckingcumswallowingbastardasscraphead 

A word that gansta's use and think they are tough. They just combine some other words and make it into a mega swear.
It's kinda funny.
Hey dude, can i have some money? I'll give you a blow job.
Fuck off you bitchassmotherfuckingcuntfagcocksuckingcumswallowingbastardasscraphead

bitchassmotherfuckingcocksuckingbastardasshithead

The word that comes out of the mouth of a nine year old child when they think they can get away with swearing. Noted for the childish flow of words combining into a lame flow of profanity and obscenity.
9 y/o child: bitchassmotherfuckingcocksuckingbastardasshithead
Anyone nearby: Looks like your mommy went into the store for a minute and left you tied to the handicapped parking sign. Want a cigarette?

bitchism 

bitch . ism
a. having or possesing bitch like qualities.
b. the utter example of a bitch
c. michael rozkin
d. bitchism. also a religion started and practiced by michael rozkin aka the bitch of all bitches
e. when bitch shit comes out your mouth, you are now a bitch, and performs bitchism on the daily.

Origin: russia/san bruno, short people with big ears that are always russian but manage to go slow
use in a sentence:
a. Bitchism comes out your mouth!
b. michael rozkin has inflicted the world with a disease that has been named bitchism.
bitchism by don skrilly and T August 24, 2007
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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