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pro-bitcoinism 

the stance in which one pretends to be neutral about bitcoin vs. other currencies, while subtly promoting it and/or downplaying any negative news about it.
Coindesk covers news about all cryptocurrencies, but it's really just a pro-bitcoinism outlet.
pro-bitcoinism by AL Katraz July 30, 2021

bortchilism 

1. (n) Disease brought about by grunge or lewd behavior.

2. (n) The act of bortching
1. My friend just snorted bloody apple juice out of her nose. Now I have bortchilism.

2. Did you go to that bortchilism run/walk yesterday?
bortchilism by Elliot1670 January 24, 2011

Bitchitis 

An illness as defined by constant and incessant complaining, chronic fatigue, poor work ethic, inability to feel happiness, and refusal to engage in social interactions with peers.
Oh man, Max has really infected this whole fellowship with a bad case of bitchitis.
Bitchitis by PoeBoyJark June 6, 2019

Constructive Bitchicism 

con-struc-tive/kənˈstrəktiv bitchicism/biCHcis·sizəm

When a woman has a good point but it still comes of as Nagging !
"Baby you look great, you shure you wanna wear those shoes with that?"

With that woman it's all just constructive bitchicism.
Constructive Bitchicism by Chario September 3, 2012

dumb bitchitis 

The symptoms of dumb bitchitis are , when you reply within a second, and he replys in 5 hours, believing he has no hoes, dropping all of your hoes for one guy, and waiting for the "____ is typing..." notification to pop up. If you are showing any of these symptoms please go talk to a doctor immediately.
"I got dumb bitchitis
I might even be a side chick
You take 5 hours, I reply quick
Cuz I got dumb bitchitis" - yung cxreal, baby frankie

bitchilibrium

When two people, stereotypically women, are so bitchy to each other that they create a sort of balance, and actually manage to have a functioning pseudo-friendship.
*Sarah and Jane are having a coffee together. Cindy walks by and says hello*

Cindy: Hey loser, how's life being the tubbiest girl in town?
Sarah: Better than having the ugliest face in town.
Cindy: Coming to Steve's party tonight, or weren't you invited?
Sarah: Actually it's Tom's party, if he'd invited you himself, you would have known!
Cindy: Oh wonderful! See you tonight girls!

*later*

Jane: I don't know how you can stand her. She's such a bitch to you.
Sarah: Yeah, but it's weird... I just dish it right back, and we seem to have sort of reached a bitchilibrium.
bitchilibrium by hooshpartitions April 17, 2009
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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