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Bitch-Dick

Someone who cuts you off on traffic making you slam on your breaks for no god damn reason
I was driving to work today and I had to deal with a bitch-dick.
Bitch-Dick by checah November 10, 2014
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Bitch Dick 

This is when three guys fuck one girl in the same hole, physically impossible yes, but the “bitch dick” would belong to the guy in the middle of the two other dicks. Similar to riding "bitch"(the middle of the back seat)in a car.

...to Ride Bitch Dick or to be Bitch Dick...

Dude it was so salty last night, me Sam and Samar banged this chick out and I had to ride bitch dick.
Bitch Dick by Woulfie November 11, 2008

Bitch dick 

1. A persion that has an abnormally small penis.

2. A dumb fuck
Bitch dick by Tom January 24, 2003

bitch dick 

A guy with a very small cock. This person may have been a female (homo) at one point in time. Also known as a needle dick, popsicle stick, and or tooth pick.
Nick: Is that a guy or a girl?
Chris: I don't know but it has 2 belly buttons.
Nick: Ah...no dude thats not a belly button thats a bitch dick.

bitch dick 

a gay lady, or a crossdressing guy
person a: is that a guy or a girl?
person b: it's a bitch dick.
person a: oh.
bitch dick by princessxxaixx February 16, 2009

Bitch Dick 

A small useless penis. To be used as an insult.
Bitch Dick by Loothoarder53 February 22, 2017

Bitch Dick Monkey

Ridiculously tall asian guy. Answers to Vo, Mwaymond. Likes oreo truffles. the best biffle in the entire world.
no one knows why the fuck bitch dick monkeys are so damn tall, but they're just so awesome that you'd be willing to make them a bomb prom poster.
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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