Any skis or ski boards having a total length of 100cm or less with non-releasable bindings. They are generally used by very inexperienced skiers and and are extremely dangerous.
When bitch blades are used by extreme skiers such as snowpimps, the results are entirely different. The inexperienced {bitchblader] can not usually compete against other skiers, however, while in the control of the snowpimp, bitchblades become a formidable weapon.
Wow! I can't believe Andrew just got his ass kicked by that bitchblader. He went out and paid fourteen hundred bucks for those awesome big boy skies and that SnowPimp wearing hundred fifty dollar bitch blades just cleaned his clock down that double black run.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!