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Bitch Itch 

When you suddenly have an itch on your...you know...in front of your crush, your boss, or your parents.
*discretely texting BFF* Ummmm, im in an awkward situation, Jen...
What? Oh, you have a bitch itch again?

In front of Micheal!
Shit!
Bitch Itch by I'M MIKEY BEACHES March 11, 2016

bitch-itch

the need for dirty sex with a naughty girl
the wife is ok, but now and then i just have to have a bitch.such is a bitch-itch.
bitch-itch by brucey baby March 14, 2007

Bitch-itch Mitch 

When a flaming liberal forces themselves on senior U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) with the sole intent to grab his saggy old turtle balls.
Person 1: I hate senator McConnell! He looks like a turtle. Besides, he wants to increase tax cuts for the rich and defund Social Security.

Person 2: I agree, he's such an ignorant dick. I think it is high time we bitch-itch Mitch!

Itch Bitch 

When a small bug, unidentified, bites you and it begins to spread mad itches all over your skin.
Bro, I think I just got bit by an Itch Bitch!
Itch Bitch by lKing May 15, 2014

Itch to bitch 

When someone can't wait to argue about something.
"That movie sucked."
"Yeah, I can't wait to get my computer. I've got an itch to bitch about it."
Itch to bitch by Uncle Fuckus July 15, 2009

Itch it or Bitch it 

A theory of conflict which purports that, when faced with an interpersonal conflict, one can choose to 1.) confront the person directly (i.e., "itch it") or choose to complain about the conflict to those who can do nothing to change it (i.e., "bitch it"). Similar to Fight vs. Flight.
Home girl fell pray to the itch it or bitch it phenomenon; she can go on and keep telling her cousin about it, but what she needs to do is talk with dude, feel me!?
Itch it or Bitch it by Phatad December 5, 2011
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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