Bitch itch

Term for the annoying itch in the female genital region caused by pubic hair growing back after having been shaved off.

Damn, I knew I should have waxed instead of shaving! Now this bitch itch is going to drive me nuts all day!

by Kablooper October 22, 2009

Bitch Itch

When you suddenly have an itch on your...you know...in front of your crush, your boss, or your parents.

*discretely texting BFF* Ummmm, im in an awkward situation, Jen...
What? Oh, you have a bitch itch again?

In front of Micheal!
Shit!

by I'M MIKEY BEACHES December 5, 2015

bitch-itch

the need for dirty sex with a naughty girl

the wife is ok, but now and then i just have to have a bitch.such is a bitch-itch.

by brucey baby March 14, 2007

my bitches itches

something you say when in big trouble

freind: dude, you in trouble

you: awe, my bitches itches!

by liam smithy December 27, 2008

Bitch-itch Mitch

When a flaming liberal forces themselves on senior U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) with the sole intent to grab his saggy old turtle balls.

Person 1: I hate senator McConnell! He looks like a turtle. Besides, he wants to increase tax cuts for the rich and defund Social Security.

Person 2: I agree, he's such an ignorant dick. I think it is high time we bitch-itch Mitch!

by Mischievousmonkey March 26, 2016

Itch Bitch

When a small bug, unidentified, bites you and it begins to spread mad itches all over your skin.

Bro, I think I just got bit by an Itch Bitch!

by lKing May 16, 2014

Bitches get itches

This is referring to a nasty bitch with an STD.

Bitches get itches; This is referring to a nasty bitch with an STD.

Dan: How was last night;)
Robert: Bad. That bitch got an itch.

by pot.atooo October 12, 2017