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The Bissip is a lonely person, lacking in any real social skills and barely leads a real life of their own.
Usually, they live either with several cats, or are still with their parents even though they're in their mid-late 50's.
They tend to sit at home all day eating crisps and watching things like Jeremy Kyle, Loose Women, Judge Judy, The Wright Stuff, Jerry Springer & Ricki Lake on TV.
They leave the house only occasionally, usually for more crisps and more biscuits, sugar and milk for their tea.
While out they sometimes frequent a café where they talk about Jeremy Kyle, Loose Women, Judge Judy, The Wright Stuff, Jerry Springer & Ricki Lake with other Bissips.
More than often, the conversation turns to real people that they've never actually met, but they heard about in the street from another Bissip. It's usually about a friend's friend's cousin who knows a guy who's related to someone who lives miles away.
They then Budgie Talk and Cluck about this unknown person for an hour, getting nowhere except for communal 'tutting'.
They often don't realise that this train of conversation is rude, abrasive and impolite.
If anyone mentions that they are being rude or impolite, they turn the conversation to how rude that person is for saying so.
They then decide to go home on the bus so they can watch Live From Studio Five, Eastenders, Casualty, Coronation Street, Emmerdale and reality TV that stars various Z-list celebrities.

Bissip: Made up of Biddy and Gossip.
Shut up Gertrude, you're being a Bissip
Bissip by The Rodent July 5, 2010
Words you can keep

Blissipline 

Blissipline is the combination of Bliss and Discipline.
The term is used in the context of being in the now (bliss) as you strive towards achieving your goals (which takes discipline).
With blissipline you no longer pursue your goals with grim determination or use fear to motivate you. Instead there is a joyous energy behind everything you do. You are in the now, and the steps towards your goal are the blissful journey, rather than a means to an end.
Blissipline by colettekenney April 6, 2010
Related Words

bissies  

of liverpool united kingdom origin

used as slang for policeman in liverpool uk plural, bissie is singular. ie pigs, plod , bacon bobbies. fuzz.

often see bouncing round liverpool city centre like there fucking rocky , until a bit of trouble starts then they leg it off in pretending there has been a rape.

also patrol mid day when all the old ladies are about but as soon as it turns dark they disappear like the fat shithouses that they are.

often used by younger generation of
people.
john: 'hey lad those's bissies are chasing us for fuck all'.

lennon:'well lets be fair we did firebomb the mosque , kick an imam in the bollocks and set fire to Nasser Hussein'.

john:'exactly lad wtf is up'

lennon:'its political correctness gone mad if you ask me'.

bissies by sovereign the killer December 24, 2008

bitsipookems 

A term of endearment used towards your girlfriend, boyfriend, boo, shortie, etc. Often said after sex.
Boo, those three hours of sex were trill, you'll always be my bitsipookems.
Something that weak ass bitch niggas do. Bop & gossip like their ratchet female associate species does. More than likey spreading false information, because they can't have what they want.
When a nigga can't handle being turned down by a female in a respectable manner, they feel the need to bossip telling lies to their little dick ass friends who will spread that shit everywhere making the female WHO DID NOTHING WRONG look bad.
Bossip by A Bay Hitta December 21, 2013
Wild, Interesting, Brightly colored, freakishly amazing.
That top is so bissie!
You're soooo bissie.
It's a bit too bissie for my tastes.
Bissie by Elizabeth Buscombe July 31, 2007

Bossiping 

When an employee gossips about his/her boss.
Joe: Where's Sally?
Bob: I heard she got fired when the boss caught her bossiping behind his back!
Bossiping by jeweledgirl November 7, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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