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Bishop's Stortford 

Market town that in recent years has become infested with chavs and roadmen who are wannable gangstas. Most can be found in large groups regularly sucking each other off in parks or found online exposed as nonces.

Very low IQ population in general even among the non chavs. This can be blamed on immigration from Essex and shithole parts of London involving half brained white trash. Will soon be like Harlow.
Bishop's Stortford is a shithole with nothing to do.

St Mary's Bishops Stortford 

facts:
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows

It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all
kid: do you st mary's
me: yes and so does ur mum
kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum

Bishops Stortford College 

A boarding school in Hertfordshire, which hosts around 1000+ insanely beautiful people, Specifically he 4th form in RPH.
Wow, You're fit, you must be from Bishops stortford College

Bishops Stortford College 

Oh you go to bishops stortford college? Gotta be rich, right?

Bishops Stortford 

Ollie Cleveland: Wys g you got loud?
ZK: bro what ends you from
Ollie Cleveland: bishops stortford why
ZK: bahahahaha shithole nerd I defo ain’t from stortford imagine hahahahah
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026