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Bises

The most amazing man you'll ever meet and the best husband you could ever dream of. If you are lucky enough to have a Bises in your life you truly are blessed. He is always the lengest man in any given room, in any given situation, he outshines all males in every country with his godly body and inch perfect face. His personality is one you will never forget, he is the most caring, loving, selfless, loyal, funny, intelligent, kind, humble, real, thoughtful and perfect man out there. There truly is no one else like him, he is a diamond in the dirt that will never fail to light up your day. So if you have a Bises in your life NEVER let him go, he will be the best thing thats ever happened to you!
I'm so glad i've found my Bises !
by bigchongus September 13, 2020
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Bises

A fat guy who does nothing but play Fortnite.
Damn look at Bises, truly is a fat fuck
by 2TwinGlocks May 17, 2022
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bisasual

Danny: "Yep, there's some things you just gotta see. Like those lovebirds over there. Or this guy, pulling off business and casual. Bisasual. Or me about to steal half of this guy's sub."
Guy: "Huh?"
Danny: "You better eat it fast because I'm coming."
by natalie portmanteaux December 17, 2022
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bisexual anthem

some friend: "do you know that song called Sweater Weather?"
me: "do you mean the bisexual anthem?"
by indiechaotic May 10, 2020
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photosynthesis bisector

when the perpendicularity of the photosynthesis disector is bisected into fractionogonical chronollogically and split into synthetic compounds the bissector of photsynthesis will change the state of matter and reduce all particles of the photosynthesis
when the photosynthesis disector is ran, the process of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is put into the bisecting situational area to be perpendiculated and communism will heat the program to make the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process possible
to further understand the process of photosynthesis bisecting we use antidisestablishmentarianism to make the communism that heats the probing programic chip microscopically mentally stable. when the process of antidisestablishmentarianism is practiced, the heat of the communism may be able to reach the highest state the matter can photosynthesize to and it will disect
now basically
when you photosynthesize the bisector you can produce the unicelluar nova orgasmic organism. this is the other way around of photosynthesizing the perpendicularity of the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process. with this action, we can preform a satanic pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis operational pop gang and start the perpendiculatrity contrasted interlude
"Bro, last night I ran the Photosynthesis Bisector and it was so spicy that it perpendiculated and the smurf ejaculated on me."
by Wanker MuGee December 17, 2018
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bisexual guy

A male that is attracted to more than one gender. He is often seen as terrifying by straight men and is often subject to the delighted glees of yaoi fangirls. He may also be told that his bisexuality is a "phase" and that he is really gay and just won't admit it. And, sometimes when telling people he is bisexual, he is told that "only girls can be bisexual" and that "you're just gay".
Me: I'm a bisexual guy.
Some dumb fuck: Oh no you're not you're just gay and won't admit it! ^w^
Me: .... Go fuck yourself.
by thatoneannyingpersonnoonelikes September 5, 2016
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Homoromantic Bisexual

A person that is sexually attracted to both genders but emotionally/romantically attracted to people only of the same gender
"Lizzie liked to lust after and have sex with both men and women but she could only see herself in a relationship with a woman. This meant that she was a homoromantic bisexual"
by Pandamoniumm May 13, 2014
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