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bisectional 

Belonging to multiple sections of a high school band. Generally applies to band geeks.
1: "Woah, who's that guy?"
2: "Oh him? He plays the trumpet...and the sax...and the tuba."
1: "Wow!"
2: "Yeah, he's a bisectional horn star."
bisectional by proudbandgeek December 13, 2006

bisectional 

Being in two sections of the band. Implies the being at least somewhat of a band geek.
Does not apply to playing two types of sax, or two types of lower brass or two types of upper brass (except French horns)
Often used in reference to double reed players who cannot march with a double reed, so use their original instrument for marching band.
I'm bisectional, I play flute and oboe, in band.
bisectional by God himself January 28, 2005

Bisectional Glutophilia 

The fetish for half-assing things. Could be figurative( appreciates little amount of effort, similar to attraction to bad boys) or literal( attracted to people w/ one buttcheek)

Not to be confused with the love of gluten.
She's got bisectional glutophilia; the less they care, the better they are.
It's hard to find women who interest me; bisectional glutaphilia really narrows the dating pool

bisectional 

have the ability to sing to sections in a choir
The bisectional singer sang both bass and soprano
bisectional by Justin April 27, 2004

Bisectional 

Navigating the same air space with two charts.
Robert: I'm going to go buy two charts for my flight to Las Vegas.
Maverick: Oh, you're bisectional?
Robert: Don't judge me, man!
Bisectional by Air Pirates October 20, 2010

Bisexual Bisectional Tattoo 

A series of stitches tattooed on the left hand and forearm of a bisexual person to indicate the multifacetedness of their sexuality.
Woah! That's a nice Bisexual Bisectional Tattoo!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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