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Birthday Suprise 

When you come home from a hard day at work and find your girlfriend in the pile driver position with a lit sparkler inserted into her anus. After which you proceed to remove the lot sparkler and perform anal sex whilst holding said sparkler
I came home to a birthday suprise!
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suprise birthday dome 

the act of giving fellatio to sleeping individual. as they awake, you yell "SUPRISE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!"
"WAIT, it's not meh birthday!"
"i know, suprise!"
"i love suprise birthday dome!"

Did you hear that karp gave a homeless black person suprise birthday dome?

Japanese Birthday Surprise 

Given on someone's birthday, this involves tying down the recipient and attacking them with tentacles shaped like giant penises, followed by urinating on them. While this may sound unpleasant to the average person, there are at least 20 different hentai mangas devoted to this very subject.
Geoff: Happy 22nd, Jamie! Now it's time for your Japanese Birthday Surprise!

Jamie: Japa-what? What the hell are you... oh my god AGGHHHHHHHHH

(screams of agony are heard)

Birthday Surprise 

A sexual maneuver in which, on the recipient's birthday, the birthday person bends over in the dark. A large black candle is then carried in and "Happy Birthday" is sung. As the song concludes, the candle is lit and inserted into the ass of the person. The candle is thrust into the ass, once for each year of the person's age. At this time "Are you 1? Are you 2?..." is chanted. The candle can then be removed.
"Yeah, it was Debbie's birthday last weekend...We gave her a Birthday Surprise, she couldn't walk right for a week."
Birthday Surprise by lmerfudd January 20, 2009

the birthday surprise 

When two guys are double penetrating a girls vagina the guy who is doing her doggy style slips out and sticks it in her ass. But you have to have a camera to see her face.
Her face is so funny when she gets the birthday surprise.

birthday surprise 

1. when a man blow's his load on a girl's face, tits, ass, etc.

2. the jizz, spermy's, cum
Last night I was fucking this slut, then I pulled out and gave her the birthday surprise.
birthday surprise by BH October 9, 2003

Harry Belafonte Birthday Surprise

A Harry Belafonte birthday surprise is when a man inserts his penis into a birthday cake and farts, or 'queefs', out of his' penis into the cake, leaving the expelled gas in the cake.
The cake taste bad because I performed a Harry Belafonte Birthday Surprise.
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