Birthday Candle 

Putting you legs over your head and blowing a load in your own face while singing "Happy Birthday to Meeee"

No body remembered Marks birthday, so he gave himself the birthday candle in celebration of surviving another lonely year.

Birthday Candle by JT, Rob Dog and Billy September 27, 2008

Birthday Candle 

sending duck pics or getting them on your birthday

Robin look at these big birthday candles

Birthday Candle by oldman 34 February 13, 2017

Birthday Candle 

Where a man rubs Vaseline on the tip of his penis and lights it so a woman can 'blow' out the candle

"It ain't Birthday sex without a Birthday candle"

Birthday Candle by NotsoChillBill April 20, 2023

dirty birthday candle

When the guy is about to cum, the girl blows the jizz as it comes out as far as she can.

at my birthday party last night, that girl dirty birthday candled me ;)

dirty birthday candle by lenda666 July 7, 2009

Ukrainian Birthday Candle 

A burning fuel tanker on a train, especially one lit up for Putin's birthday.

The Crimean Bridge saw a train full of Ukrainian Birthday Candles on October 8.

Ukrainian Birthday Candle by mub1002 October 8, 2022

Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch 

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016

birthday candling 

Having sex with a girl on your birthday, pulling out, cumming all over her, and then getting that followed up by an intense blowjob.

Bro, Alyssa and I were caught birthday candling, but it was great, i stuck my candle in, lit it up, and she blew me out.

birthday candling by Rlvers January 12, 2011