Birth mouth

Another term for vagina

My birth mouth was so chapped after a run.

by wormburner August 1, 2016

Spontaneous Mouth Birth

Spontaneous Mouth Birth (SMB)

Drinking/Eating something so fully and completely vile that it will cause pregnant women to immediately vomit the child through the mouth, giving birth orally.

Often times the side effect of drinking a friend's specially crafted "micro-brew style beer" Like a mulberry beer.

Essentially, vomiting horribly...

My wife took a sip of your micro brew and had spontaneous mouth birth . It was THAT BAD!

by Decrata September 3, 2013

Birth Month Training

It is when you live in a state that requires you to have all your licenses and annual training done on your birth month.

Bro #1: Dude, let's go to the club velvet this friday!

Bro #2: I can't man I'm broke. I had to use my whole check to pay for my birth month training.

by souljajc May 3, 2010

Birthmonth

Birthmonth is the very special holiday provided to people born on the 1st of April or the 1st of January (the "Birthmonth Recipient"). Being born on these two particularly crappy days entitles the Birthmonth Recipient to an entire month of Birthmonth celebrations beginning the week leading up to the actual Birthday and ending on the last day of the Month. The April Birthmonth celebration begins on the 24th of March to make up for the shorter, 30 day month of April. Birthmonth is a celebration of Joy and Freedom for all who offer Birthmonth greetings to a Birthmonth Recipient.

My husband was born on April 1st. Birthonth is the happiest time of the year as it brings me so much joy to shower him with gifts for the entire 37 days of Birthmonth!

by SSkizzle McDingleberry May 29, 2018

BirthMonth

The month you were born in. Celebrated starting the actual day of your birth through to the last day of that month. The BirthMonth person gets to pick the choices of food, movies, activities etc. for that month.

Happy BirthMonth to you,
Happy BirthMonth to you,
Happy BirthMonth dear Maizy,
Happy BirthMonth to you!

by Brent T January 31, 2017

Birthmonth

The month that shall be celebrated that contains the day in which you were born, for example if you were born June 28th you must celebrate all of June by being extra nice to that person because you love them and are a good boyfriend. Also you get them flowers because girls like flowers

“Ah yes babe I love you so we shall celebrate your birthmonth”

“Also babe I got you some flowers”

by Lindsey_birthmonth June 2, 2020

Birthmonth

The month in which you are born, each day is to be celebrated as if it is your birthday. Birth months only occur if you are Chanel Rhea Udarbe Raquel .

CHANEL RAQUEL'S BIRTHMONTH

by xxghlasf October 21, 2010