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A Receipt for the skeet.
I was not tryna put my name on that birth certificate until we got a blood test.
by soulocutz August 24, 2011
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Jul 1 Word of the Day
sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am, the procedure didn't work. We're sorry, you're going to have a semi-retarded baby boy. I hope this birth certificate helps.

Mother: Uhhh...what?
by JTurskz September 21, 2007
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It is the paper on which your birth date is written on. It USUALLY records your date of birth, but under other circumstances it could be used for just about ANYTHING. Most likely, your birth certificate is ACTUALLY an apology from the condom factory.
Wassup fool I was born in the 20's, look its on by BIRTH CERTIFICATE yo!

They told me to bring my BIRTH CERTIFICATE to prove I was 21 so they didn't let me into the gay strip club that I like to touch my weenis in.
by Dr. Ee-L Nar G.1 January 19, 2010
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