Definitions by BlockyMcBlockinson

Cumpetition

A race between two males to see who can fill a cup with jizz first.

John and I had a cumpetition on Saturday. I just won by a few seconds.

Merch

Similar to flip-flocks, but specific to the Birkenstock brand of flip-flops and sandals.

Joe can't get a date because all he wears on his feet are Birkensocks.

Merch