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birdwatcher 

Term used to describe a person (focuser) who is cockeyed. One eyeball is focusing on person (focusee), while other eyeball is roaming the scenery. This usually makes focusee rather uncomfortable.
That news guy is a total birdwatcher. Is he looking at camera 1 or camera 2?
birdwatcher by gialei July 20, 2008
Words you can keep

birdwatcher 

poe-poe who follows a person everywhere secretly but the suspect knows it.so there called birdwatchers
"federallees on my tale,callem' birdwatchers".

young jeezy
birdwatcher by jeremy green June 22, 2007

Birdwatcher 

Someone who is on Twitter but doesn't tweet. They just follow others.
I don't have anything to tweet, I'm just a birdwatcher.
Birdwatcher by audreydds April 20, 2011

Birdwatcher 

1. term used to describe the creepy man at the bar staring at girls everyone knows he cannot get.
2. a little pussy/bitch who thinks he is tough, but would act hurt if a scuffle ever broke out.
3. Prez

as used by the dub p boys. Anthony, Ian, Chris and Dan
What a birdwatcher Peacock is. . . he stayed on the bench and "birdwatched" as we all fought.
Birdwatcher by Soupy Campbell December 28, 2008

birdwatcher 

a guy who hangs out in public bathrooms to look at other guys penis.
10 empty urinals and the damn birdwatcher is gonna come pee right next to me.
birdwatcher by mademan007 October 11, 2008

the birdcatcher

object of obsessive envy. loquacious, very talkative or full of trivial conversation; articulate means expressing yourself easily or characterized by clear expressive language.
He speaks mellifluously like the birdcatcher.

bird watcher

a guy who hangs in public bathrooms trying to look at your penis
For having 10 empty urinals the damn bird watcher had to come pee right next to me.....
bird watcher by mademan007 October 3, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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