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A terrible word used when the time reaches like 5 am and the birds start chirping.. usually signals that the sexting needs to come to an end.. as well as the masturbating.. so that can actually wash up and get to bed since the sun is literally rising
Time is hitting 530ish..

Him: *Now move you to the edge of the bed.. parting your legs.. and lustfully move closer*

Her: Damn.. would continue.. but.. birds!!!

Him: Little fuckers
Birds! by Charged Penguin June 15, 2020
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"Hey have y'all heard of this thing called dodge coi-"
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"There drones! They're in the fucking trees man!
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birds by bigdadduy035 January 22, 2019
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a large amount (usually a brick or cake) of cocaine. also see keys
, the rapper bird man.
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birds by wordzsmith August 5, 2003
girls, because they general travel in groups or "flocks"
birds by jbuckets July 1, 2005
ugly, no money having, groupie type female
I don't see why you worried bout that Birds they just haten cause they ain't on thier buisness
birds by boss'n chick October 7, 2009
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