Birds are a myth made by the government to spy on us with drones
"Hey have y'all heard of this thing called dodge coi-"
"Fuckingshut up there's birds over there!"
"So?"
"There drones! They're in the fucking trees man!
A terrible word used when the time reaches like 5 am and the birds start chirping.. usually signals that the sexting needs to come to an end.. as well as the masturbating.. so that can actually wash up and get to bed since the sun is literally rising