Birdlaw (Bird Law)

A practitioner of law suited towards the welfare of citizens capable of flight and victims of fowl play.

In addition someone who will ruin the fun for everyone and be the reason for a lot of unfortunate events that take place in MMORPGs that would typically enrage the community-at-large.

Is also an avid streamer who typically displays his deaths during endgame content with his guild.

Will automatically speak at 100 decibels at a minimum. Is incapable of anything lower.

Don't trust Birdlaw.

Person A: "Did your entire raid team manage to turn in the Rend buff?"
Person B: "Not at all, it was scuffed"
Person A: "Why would Birdlaw do this?"

-An example of an atrocity commited by Birdlaw (Bird Law)

Birdlaw (Bird Law) by Viaggro February 8, 2022

Bird Law 

It's not the law of the land, but the law of the sky.

It's not against bird law to shit on your new car.

Bird Law by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018

Bird Law 

You absolutely can't own a humming bird, but you can however own a gull but you don't want to live with a sea bird, it'll blast your eardrums out.

You absolutely can't own a humming bird, but you can however own a gull but you don't want to live with a sea bird, it'll blast your eardrums out. - was stated by the bird law master

Bird Law by keys takes it deep December 6, 2009

Bird Law 

Noun. When women are on the hunt for mating partners.

"stand up straight boys, puff out your chests, the women are on bird law"

Bird Law by Tadpole raisins April 23, 2021

Bird Law 

To claim that something is bird law is to acknowledge that a subject or predicament has unwritten rules that should be followed, usually pertaining to women.

Bill-Hey dude that chick was totally feeling you at the club...

Tod-Yeah but its bird law i have a girlfriend...

Bill- Can i have her number then?

Tod- Why?

Bill- Bird law dude...bird law

Bird Law by Theseeker3000 December 5, 2009

Bird Law 

A fly-by-night law put in place to target an issue, usually not well thought out and breaking many laws in the first place. i.e. Manchester,NH just enacted a law making it illegal to have a shopping cart in public spaces ( targeting the homeless) and anybody bringing their cart out to their car at a store, technically.

Instead of trying to house the homeless they enacted some Bird law which puts anybody at risk who uses a shopping cart not just the homeless.

Bird Law by Ben0Fishel February 11, 2025