Bird Law

It's not the law of the land, but the law of the sky.

It's not against bird law to shit on your new car.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 13, 2018

Bird Law

You absolutely can't own a humming bird, but you can however own a gull but you don't want to live with a sea bird, it'll blast your eardrums out.

You absolutely can't own a humming bird, but you can however own a gull but you don't want to live with a sea bird, it'll blast your eardrums out. - was stated by the bird law master

by keys takes it deep December 7, 2009

Bird Law

Noun. When women are on the hunt for mating partners.

"stand up straight boys, puff out your chests, the women are on bird law"

by Tadpole raisins April 24, 2021

Bird Law

To claim that something is bird law is to acknowledge that a subject or predicament has unwritten rules that should be followed, usually pertaining to women.

Bill-Hey dude that chick was totally feeling you at the club...

Tod-Yeah but its bird law i have a girlfriend...

Bill- Can i have her number then?

Tod- Why?

Bill- Bird law dude...bird law

by Theseeker3000 December 5, 2009

Birdlaw (Bird Law)

A practitioner of law suited towards the welfare of citizens capable of flight and victims of fowl play.

In addition someone who will ruin the fun for everyone and be the reason for a lot of unfortunate events that take place in MMORPGs that would typically enrage the community-at-large.

Is also an avid streamer who typically displays his deaths during endgame content with his guild.

Will automatically speak at 100 decibels at a minimum. Is incapable of anything lower.

Don't trust Birdlaw.

Person A: "Did your entire raid team manage to turn in the Rend buff?"
Person B: "Not at all, it was scuffed"
Person A: "Why would Birdlaw do this?"

-An example of an atrocity commited by Birdlaw (Bird Law)

by Viaggro February 8, 2022