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extreme bird watching

this is when you warm up a jar of peanut butter, creamy or chunky, dip your meat stick in it, roll it in birdseed. you then dig a shallow grave and bury yourself, leaving only your appetizing and hard seeded wand above ground. you dig out little eyeholes then get ready to watch All sorts of species of birds come to enjoy your treat.
Richard doesn't know much about different kinds of birds, so Tom suggested that Richard try some extreme bird watching, so he could learn and see many different species of birdys

bird watcher

a guy who hangs in public bathrooms trying to look at your penis
For having 10 empty urinals the damn bird watcher had to come pee right next to me.....
bird watcher by mademan007 October 3, 2008

bird watching 

Where several guys go out to spy out women.
"I went bird watching but only saw a few dogs"
bird watching by D-BUCK March 5, 2005

bird watchers 

Bird Watchers are federal agents who are watching drug dealers that move keys of cocaine (also known as birds)
Yo I heard the bird watchers got you under surveliance.
bird watchers by G.B.C. May 27, 2006

Bird watchin 

When you have no where to smoke so you pull up in a random ass neighborhood and smoke your weed and cars constantly come in and circle you until they give up, and being sort of paranoid and then not giving a damn cuz u iz high as f**k!
Nigga I just went bird watchin, we rolled into this rich ass neighborhood and then cars are circlin your car while you're getting high as fuck.
Bird watchin by JEN ZUKOWWWSKI August 26, 2010

Bird-watcher 

Person (most commonly a male person) who openly and chronically observes other male penises in public places.
(Typically after someone pisses you off, instead of calling them a "fag" or something"...Dude, you're being such a god damn birdwatcher!!!!!!!!!!
Bird-watcher by Anthony Verrecchio January 10, 2003