Bipolar Bear 

A deeply disturbed bear living either at the South or North Pole. These moody creatures can be upbeat at times when they can be witnessed happily catching fish or conversely they can be sullen and withdrawn burying their head in the snow. This serious condition can be treated by various medication such as Bear-zac or Bear-nax with promising results.

Penguin 1 - Yo Fred, what is up with the bear? He looks like he is contemplating jumping off of that towering glacier. Surely he would not survive the fall.

Pengui 2 - That is Billy, the Bipolar Bear. He is up there every other day. He must not have taked his Bear-zac today.

Bipolar Bear by archyis November 12, 2009

bipolar bear 

1. Two polar bears stuck together.

2. A bisexual bear.

3. A bear that has been magnetized.

4. Any combination of the aforementioned definitions.

1. Ha! That bipolar bear can't decide whether to sleep or run around.

2. Ha! That bipolar bear can't decide whether to sleep with Jimmy or with Julie.

3. Ha! That bipolar bear is stuck to that piece of metal!

4. Ha! That bipolar bear is stuck to a piece of metal and can't decide whether to gnaw itself out and sleep with Julie, or sit around thinking about Jimmy.

bipolar bear by Cryptic May 7, 2005

Bipolar Bear 

Two polar bears on a tandem bicycle.

Hey Scotty wanna ride tandem with me? We can be the bipolar bear!

Bipolar Bear by Intergalatic princesses May 1, 2009

Bipolar bear

a person who thinks it's ok to mock or say this person hasn't got bipolar and they act like a polar bear

You not got bipolar Im a bipolar bear thougb

Bipolar bear by Comedyhicupslol May 8, 2026

bi-polar bear 

1. (adj) a person who has bi-polar disorder but who is also really, really adorable.

2. (n) a Bi-sexual polar bear

"Joe is my bi-polar bear. He may be crazy but I love him so much!"

"Oooh there I've spotted the rare bi-polar bear. Bi people are greedy. It's like pick a damn side and stay there."

bi-polar bear by alisia September 20, 2006

bi polar bear 

a polar bear who is manic in the summer and depressed in the winter.

Hibernation is so sad for Mr. bi polar bear

bi polar bear by megalomcintosh December 23, 2011

bi polar bear 

a bi polar bear is a bisexual crazy bear

i went to the sanfrancisco zoo the other day and i got the laugh of a lifetime when i seen my first bi polar bear i know he was a true one as he was acting crazy while fuckin all the other polar bears in its habitat

bi polar bear by ODog N Cali M.C N T December 26, 2009