To firmly place the nut-sac at the point of the nose nearest the eyes so that each ball rolls off onto each eye.
"Dude at the party last night Jimmy past out after 3 beers and Dan totally bifocaled him"
"Justin has been ticking me off lately so I am going to stay the night at his house and when he goes to sleep I am going to Bifocal him"
"Justin has been ticking me off lately so I am going to stay the night at his house and when he goes to sleep I am going to Bifocal him"
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by kucz September 6, 2008
Get the bifocalize mug.The act of strategically placing ones testicles in the eye sockets of an unsuspecting person, while aligning one's shaft directly on top of the person's nose. This act is supposed to represent bifocal glasses and was first practiced in Akron, Ohio.
Jeff: Lebron James is such a douche bag for leaving the Cav's!
Me: If I ever see that nigga im going to give him the akron bifocals!
Me: If I ever see that nigga im going to give him the akron bifocals!
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I went to a craigslist optometrist, Dr Puup Jarvison, and all I got was Nigerian Bifocals and pink eye.
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It's what happens when you eat too much mescaline.
It's what happens when you eat too much mescaline.
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