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Bill Bellichick 

Bill Bellichick is going to the Cowboys
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Bill Belichick

When a girl sucks on your balls for so long they become 2 psi below normal

(Only to be used by New Englanders with pats pride)
Steve: Dude that chick Summer gave me a Bill Belichick last night I feel so light
Shawn: Good luck trying to have kids then bro.
Bill Belichick by Dothejohnwall January 31, 2015

Bill Belichick

He is the New England Patriots head coach since 2000. A Super Bowl winning* coach, known for cheating his way to wins, who rides the tails of his MVP quarterback Tom Brady and amazing defense to getting credit for being one of the greatest coaches ever, when in fact everyone knows he sucks.
Known for being an asshole to the media and wearing a hoodie on gamedays.
Bill Belichick was fined $500,000 for cheating.
When one thinks of cheating assholes, Bill Belichick's name comes to mind.
Bill Belichick by James Fairchild January 13, 2008

Bill belichick

Cheater, Fraud, Led the New England Patriots to 3 Tainted Super Bowl Championships.
Films defensive signals of opposing teams to gain an advantage, all of the pats Super Bowl wins under Bill belichick are Tainted.
Bill belichick by Bill Bilicheat January 12, 2008

Bill Belichick

The most intelligent and prolific coach in the modern NFL, if a bit eccentric...
bill belichick is unquestionably the BEST coach in the current NFL, a truth often contested with irrelevant information by jealous whiners...

oh, and senator specter, don't you have better things to do?
Bill Belichick by thereyougobob June 26, 2008

Bill Belichick

Patriots Head coach... also played the bad guys mom in the goonies. Mama Fratelli
Bill Belichick was the bad guys mom in the goonies
Bill Belichick by Bill Himself December 8, 2019

Bill Belichick

An incredibly smart coach known for gutsy calls and bizarre tactics. Known to throw the red flag to contest a play and get it denied 75 percent of the time. He also makes brilliant calls that give away football games to football geniuses like Peyton Manning who laughs when they go for it on the fourth down at their 29 yard line. Coach of a team who led a perfect season and choked on the last game. If he would have just had another camera on the sideline he would have been able to cheat better. With Tom Brady as your jester, anything is possible, except making an intelligent call to win the game.
I totally pulled a Bill Belichick - I had the game in the bag and then I gave it away.
Bill Belichick by tom brady cheat November 16, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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