When instead of wearing a condom you just pull out and splurge all over the girls back when you are about to cum.
Also that thing that they told you not to do in sex Ed but only bitches don't
Also that thing that they told you not to do in sex Ed but only bitches don't
by Dothejohnwall February 25, 2015
A sexual act where a man fucking a woman (or a man) sticks a metal rod in his ass outside during a lightning storm and awaits a lightning bolt to strike the pole giving a major orgasm to both of the people having sex
I tried The pikachu on Sarah last night and it was THE BEST sex I ever had but Sarah is still unconscious so...
by Dothejohnwall January 07, 2015
Martha and Sadie bought The Beats Pill because they're butterfaces but like to be penetrated while music is playing
by Dothejohnwall January 06, 2015
Old person who got robbed: That hooligan stole my light up square
Young person who got robbed: Some crazy ass motha fuckas stole my laptop
Young person who got robbed: Some crazy ass motha fuckas stole my laptop
by Dothejohnwall February 16, 2015
When a girl sucks on your balls for so long they become 2 psi below normal
(Only to be used by New Englanders with pats pride)
(Only to be used by New Englanders with pats pride)
Steve: Dude that chick Summer gave me a Bill Belichick last night I feel so light
Shawn: Good luck trying to have kids then bro.
Shawn: Good luck trying to have kids then bro.
by Dothejohnwall January 31, 2015