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Definitions by Dothejohnwall

Puerto Rican pull out 

When instead of wearing a condom you just pull out and splurge all over the girls back when you are about to cum.
Also that thing that they told you not to do in sex Ed but only bitches don't
Don't be a bitch, lose the condom and Puerto Rican pull out you pussy
The old person equivalent of crazy ass motha fucka
Old person who got robbed: That hooligan stole my light up square
Young person who got robbed: Some crazy ass motha fuckas stole my laptop
Hooligan by Dothejohnwall February 16, 2015

Bill Belichick

When a girl sucks on your balls for so long they become 2 psi below normal

(Only to be used by New Englanders with pats pride)
Steve: Dude that chick Summer gave me a Bill Belichick last night I feel so light
Shawn: Good luck trying to have kids then bro.
Bill Belichick by Dothejohnwall January 31, 2015

The Beats Pill 

Martha and Sadie bought The Beats Pill because they're butterfaces but like to be penetrated while music is playing
The Beats Pill by Dothejohnwall January 6, 2015

The pikachu

A sexual act where a man fucking a woman (or a man) sticks a metal rod in his ass outside during a lightning storm and awaits a lightning bolt to strike the pole giving a major orgasm to both of the people having sex
I tried The pikachu on Sarah last night and it was THE BEST sex I ever had but Sarah is still unconscious so...
The pikachu by Dothejohnwall January 6, 2015