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a word that has undefined characteristics, it is not a noun, verb, adjective, article, adverb, or preposition but can be used as any of them. It has no positive or negative connotation, but can be used to describe someone cool, or as a total fucking dumbass.
"Steve you fucking big top" or "Quit being such a big top, big top!"
big top by Derek October 25, 2004
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a shirt the size of a large wooly mammoth
the lady wore a big top that was far to large
Big Top by helpos August 1, 2003
Town house in Apple Valley
The clowns riside in the Big Top
Big Top by mike July 31, 2003

Big-top Creampie 

Not the conventional "creampie"; generally occurring when a woman succombs to her sexual desires to fornicate with a clown. When the clown nears his orgasm he reveals an actual cream pie (previously hidden from view) and ejaculates on it. After the clown ejaculates on the cream pie he thrusts it into the woman's face, splattering whipped cream, semen, and graham cracker crust everywhere (bicycle horn may or may not be utilized to add insult to injury after the initial humiliation).

This sexual act is a variant form of "sploshing", a term which may be more familiar to the British, and the British alone (or perhaps the extremely obscure sexual groups present in the more rural regions of America, as well).

Although there is no definitive record of the first act of this nature, it can be inferred that this act was first performed during the great American circus era at the turn of the 19th century. Today, this sexual act may most-likely be seen in today's fetish pornography, or the more extreme humorous pornographic material which is prominent in todays 21st century adult entertainment.
Clown: I was boning the bearded lady last night and when I was about to cum, I told her I wanted to give her a creampie.

Midget Animal Handler: Really!? What did she say?

Clown: Oh, she obliged of course! So I pulled out of the vagina, grabbed a cream pie, came on it, and hit her in the face with the pie! All in one smooth motion.

Midget Animal Handler: Get outta here! How did she react!? What did she say?

Clown: She said 'What in the fuck was that!?', and I said "...a Big-top Creampie!" Then I honked my bicycle horn twice."

Big Top Pee-wee 

Big Top Pee-wee was Pee-wee Herman's second movie. It came out in 1988. However, it was unsuccessful. They spent more money making it than it earned. The movie is known for Pee-wee and Gina's 3 minute long kiss. He also lost his virginity to Gina in this movie. It upset thousands of people.
John- "Hey did you see Big Top Pee-wee?"

Bob- "No."

John- "You should. Pee-wee fucked that sexy Italian chick."

Bob- "Dude really?!"

John- "Yeah, it was hot."

Turnabout Big Top 

Turnabout Big Top by The SQUIP August 17, 2021

Hitchhiking Under the Big Top 

Beating off with the sheet propped over your knees resembeling the Circus Big Top
Felcher's mom no knock pop in to his room resulted in her catching him Hitchhiking Under the Big Top
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