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Big Top
Big-top Creampie
Not the conventional "creampie"; generally occurring when a woman succombs to her sexual desires to fornicate with a clown. When the clown nears his orgasm he reveals an actual cream pie (previously hidden from view) and ejaculates on it. After the clown ejaculates on the cream pie he thrusts it into the woman's face, splattering whipped cream, semen, and graham cracker crust everywhere (bicycle horn may or may not be utilized to add insult to injury after the initial humiliation).
This sexual act is a variant form of "sploshing", a term which may be more familiar to the British, and the British alone (or perhaps the extremely obscure sexual groups present in the more rural regions of America, as well).
Although there is no definitive record of the first act of this nature, it can be inferred that this act was first performed during the great American circus era at the turn of the 19th century. Today, this sexual act may most-likely be seen in today's fetish pornography, or the more extreme humorous pornographic material which is prominent in todays 21st century adult entertainment.
This sexual act is a variant form of "sploshing", a term which may be more familiar to the British, and the British alone (or perhaps the extremely obscure sexual groups present in the more rural regions of America, as well).
Although there is no definitive record of the first act of this nature, it can be inferred that this act was first performed during the great American circus era at the turn of the 19th century. Today, this sexual act may most-likely be seen in today's fetish pornography, or the more extreme humorous pornographic material which is prominent in todays 21st century adult entertainment.
Clown: I was boning the bearded lady last night and when I was about to cum, I told her I wanted to give her a creampie.
Midget Animal Handler: Really!? What did she say?
Clown: Oh, she obliged of course! So I pulled out of the vagina, grabbed a cream pie, came on it, and hit her in the face with the pie! All in one smooth motion.
Midget Animal Handler: Get outta here! How did she react!? What did she say?
Clown: She said 'What in the fuck was that!?', and I said "...a Big-top Creampie!" Then I honked my bicycle horn twice."
Midget Animal Handler: Really!? What did she say?
Clown: Oh, she obliged of course! So I pulled out of the vagina, grabbed a cream pie, came on it, and hit her in the face with the pie! All in one smooth motion.
Midget Animal Handler: Get outta here! How did she react!? What did she say?
Clown: She said 'What in the fuck was that!?', and I said "...a Big-top Creampie!" Then I honked my bicycle horn twice."
Big-top Creampie by Dirty Cral Sully February 3, 2010
Big Top Pee-wee
Big Top Pee-wee was Pee-wee Herman's second movie. It came out in 1988. However, it was unsuccessful. They spent more money making it than it earned. The movie is known for Pee-wee and Gina's 3 minute long kiss. He also lost his virginity to Gina in this movie. It upset thousands of people.
John- "Hey did you see Big Top Pee-wee?"
Bob- "No."
John- "You should. Pee-wee fucked that sexy Italian chick."
Bob- "Dude really?!"
John- "Yeah, it was hot."
Bob- "No."
John- "You should. Pee-wee fucked that sexy Italian chick."
Bob- "Dude really?!"
John- "Yeah, it was hot."
Big Top Pee-wee by Luna Navaih May 22, 2010
Turnabout Big Top
Turnabout Big Top by The SQUIP August 17, 2021
Hitchhiking Under the Big Top
Felcher's mom no knock pop in to his room resulted in her catching him Hitchhiking Under the Big Top
Hitchhiking Under the Big Top by heynow_1 May 10, 2007
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