heynow_1's definitions

Food Racist

A person who segregates their food, never letting anything come in contact with something else on their plate.

My wife the food racist was all bitter when her gravy touched her corn.

by heynow_1 February 2, 2010

Rental Food

Any food that be can bought after midnight at the drive through or gas station. It tastes good now, but will wake you out of a sound sleep in a few hours.

After the party we grabbed some rental food, and that shit got me up 3 times this morning.

by heynow_1 July 30, 2009

Canine Facebook

Taking the dog out for a walk. Smelling other dogs piss and crap. Pissing on that dogs piss or crap. The dog's way of networking.

My dog chewed on my shoes because I haven't taken him out to canine facebook in a few days

by heynow_1 February 23, 2010

redneck chex mix

last minute snack food made by combining the partial bags of whatever chips are left, stale or nearly empty

I never had Triscuits with cheetos and Doritos until Jethro whipped up some redneck chex mix.

by heynow_1 January 18, 2010

MAPRIS'

Excessively long shorts, usually the basketball variety that hang down past the shins. Capris for men, hence Mapris

How can he play hoops with his Mapris' hanging down to his shoe tops?

by heynow_1 January 22, 2010

Milf By-Product

The offspring often seen being carried, carted or chased by the Milf
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If I was her Milf By-Product, I'd breast feed until I went to college.

by heynow_1 October 5, 2010

Two Scoops

An enormous ass that resembles two scoops of ice cream.

How did that mom fit those two scoops into those spandex?

by heynow_1 July 3, 2010