shit blender

toliets that use 5 gallons of water every flush and sound like a jet engine starting.
I needed to formulate an exit strategy before activating the shit blender at work
by heynow_1 May 14, 2008
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Milf By-Product

The offspring often seen being carried, carted or chased by the Milf
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If I was her Milf By-Product, I'd breast feed until I went to college.
by heynow_1 October 05, 2010
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Timfrastructure

Third generation ownerships inept, naive way of running a business. No more than one of anything is needed. Expect employee loyalty from the few overworked, never appreciated "survivors" that remain. Never proactive, always reactive.
We are alloted one employee in the shipping department in our current Timfrastructure. When that person is not at work nothing ships. When nothing ships, no money is made.
by heynow_1 March 29, 2012
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Canine Facebook

Taking the dog out for a walk. Smelling other dogs piss and crap. Pissing on that dogs piss or crap. The dog's way of networking.
My dog chewed on my shoes because I haven't taken him out to canine facebook in a few days
by heynow_1 February 22, 2010
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Two Scoops

An enormous ass that resembles two scoops of ice cream.
How did that mom fit those two scoops into those spandex?
by heynow_1 June 25, 2010
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two scoops

an enormous ass that looks like two huge scoops of ice cream. An ass so big it makes using an escalator virtually impossible
Look at two scoops trying to fit that ass into her Escort.
by heynow_1 June 30, 2010
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redneck chex mix

last minute snack food made by combining the partial bags of whatever chips are left, stale or nearly empty
I never had Triscuits with cheetos and Doritos until Jethro whipped up some redneck chex mix.
by heynow_1 January 18, 2010
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