heynow_1's definitions

Canine Facebook

Taking the dog out for a walk. Smelling other dogs piss and crap. Pissing on that dogs piss or crap. The dog's way of networking.

My dog chewed on my shoes because I haven't taken him out to canine facebook in a few days

by heynow_1 February 23, 2010

two scoops

an enormous ass that looks like two huge scoops of ice cream. An ass so big it makes using an escalator virtually impossible

Look at two scoops trying to fit that ass into her Escort.

by heynow_1 July 5, 2010

use free

beyond the bounds of useless and worthless, you become use free.

Who does the hiring at this place? Every new hire is more use free than the last

by heynow_1 May 8, 2008

MAPRIS'

Excessively long shorts, usually the basketball variety that hang down past the shins. Capris for men, hence Mapris

How can he play hoops with his Mapris' hanging down to his shoe tops?

by heynow_1 January 22, 2010

Guinercom

Yelling at the top of your lungs to communicate to someone in the same house Italian Style

Pops used to use his Guinercom to get us all down for dinner

by heynow_1 July 7, 2020

Milf By-Product

The offspring often seen being carried, carted or chased by the Milf
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If I was her Milf By-Product, I'd breast feed until I went to college.

by heynow_1 October 5, 2010

Hitchhiking Under the Big Top

Beating off with the sheet propped over your knees resembeling the Circus Big Top

Felcher's mom no knock pop in to his room resulted in her catching him Hitchhiking Under the Big Top

by heynow_1 May 10, 2007