(Person 1 is pasty white person, Person 2 is dark black person, Person 3 is small white person)
Person 1: this is my black friend
Tyrone
Person 2 (
Tyrone): hi
Person 3: go away you big black bully man
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE SHIT? I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS, AND—
Person 3: *shaking in
fear* *kills him* I had to. I just had to.