To thrust one’s manly testicular orbs against the tender patch of flesh between a
woman’s nether regions - repeatedly, with such force and enthusiasm that it might inspire both awe and minor bruising. Can also refer to cheeky prelude play, in which one’s hand “
slaps the
biff” to tease, torment, or tantalize.
“I dare say, after three minutes of passionate
chaos, big
John proceeded to
slap the biffon with such vigor that Lady Mildred howled like Michael Jackson in a kids home and nearly dislodged the chaise longue.”