To thrust one’s manly testicular orbs against the tender patch of flesh between a woman’s nether regions - repeatedly, with such force and enthusiasm that it might inspire both awe and minor bruising. Can also refer to cheeky prelude play, in which one’s hand “slaps the biff” to tease, torment, or tantalize.
“I dare say, after three minutes of passionate chaos, big John proceeded to slap the biffon with such vigor that Lady Mildred howled like Michael Jackson in a kids home and nearly dislodged the chaise longue.”
by Burnaldsr. September 20, 2025
Get the Slap the biffonmug. The act of expelling a bowel movement of such remarkable warmth and vigour that it appears to emit a visible vapour, often accompanied by a triumphant sense of completion. Commonly employed in jocular or coarse conversation to denote the urgent need to defecate.
Lord Pembroke: “My dear fellow, I shan’t be joining the second course of the banquet. The pheasant pâté has instigated a most urgent necessity.”
Sir Reginald: “Oh heavens, not again. Dare I ask?”
Lord Pembroke: “Indeed, I must retire forthwith… to steam a ding of such magnitude it may very well fog the mirrors in the east wing.”
Sir Reginald: “Oh heavens, not again. Dare I ask?”
Lord Pembroke: “Indeed, I must retire forthwith… to steam a ding of such magnitude it may very well fog the mirrors in the east wing.”
by Burnaldsr. September 20, 2025
Get the Steam a dingmug.