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To be done on the last fuck when you want too break up with a girl; When fucking her from behind, right before you ejaculate, you donkey punch her in the back of the head extremely hard,
When she turns around too bitch you out, You ejaculate on her face.

The term comes from a combined word of Bitch, And Hose.
Too imply hosing down the Bitch.

Bichosed Bichosing Bichosive Bichose
Robert: "I head you broke up with your girlfriend?"

Dillon: "Yeah it just wasnt working out."

Robert: "Howd you do it?"

Dillon: " I bichosed that ho!"
Bichose by Dillonidus November 5, 2010
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bichosexual 

Latino term defining unreserved sexual attraction for Cristiano Ronaldo aka el bicho
soy bichosexual
bichosexual by calientapuss October 30, 2021

Clausula Bichosexual 

Persona, hombre o mujer que teniendo una atracción sexual definida hacia las mujeres, aparte tiene una atracción sexual hacia Cristiano Ronaldo aka El Bicho.
Maria te quiero pero respeta mi clausula bichosexual
Puerto Ricans use it to refer to a drug dealer, or someone in charge of criminal operations. Maybe comes from the expression "Big Shot".
Bichote by Radames November 7, 2003

BiCloseted

A Man that is not open about his attraction to both sexes
Greg knows he likes Men and Women ,but he will never admit it.He's Bicloseted.
BiCloseted by Mahogany Rose May 26, 2018

Bichofetada 

To hit a girl with your dick on her face.
"I really miss your dick on my face"."Dame Una bichofetada Papi!" "A Ella lo que le gusta es que le den con el bicho en la cara."
Bichofetada by Hannibal Presley October 4, 2016
Adjective - Something unusually cool.
Noun - Pimp.
"Fari es un bichote."
Bichote by Xian January 15, 2003
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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