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Adjective - Something unusually cool.
Noun - Pimp.
"Fari es un bichote."
Bichote by Xian January 15, 2003
In Puerto Rico, "bicho" is a cock. "Bichote" is a huge cock. Also, a very self-assured man, cocky.
Que bichote tiene Miguel.

Juan es tremendo bichote.
Bichote by Devlin69 March 6, 2004

bichosexual 

Latino term defining unreserved sexual attraction for Cristiano Ronaldo aka el bicho
soy bichosexual
bichosexual by calientapuss October 30, 2021

Clausula Bichosexual 

Persona, hombre o mujer que teniendo una atracción sexual definida hacia las mujeres, aparte tiene una atracción sexual hacia Cristiano Ronaldo aka El Bicho.
Maria te quiero pero respeta mi clausula bichosexual
a slang word used in puerto rico to describe a woman who runs a drug business. derives from the term “big shot” in english.
ella es una bichota, she’s got her own cartel and everything.
bichota by ok_nena October 24, 2020

Bichofetada 

To hit a girl with your dick on her face.
"I really miss your dick on my face"."Dame Una bichofetada Papi!" "A Ella lo que le gusta es que le den con el bicho en la cara."
Bichofetada by Hannibal Presley October 4, 2016
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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