bibliophagia

the act of eating books.

The paper and book covers in my fecal matter and the disappearing of all books in my house is a direct result of my recent bouts of bibliophagia.

by H Resin April 5, 2011

Bibliophobia

The fear of books.

(The school bell rings triggering the end of the day)

English Teacher: "Now students, before you leave make sure to pick up Call of the Wild."

Johnny: "AHHHHHHHHH FUCK NO!"

Big Breasted Brittany: "Johnny can't read, he has Bibliophobia"


Chris Webb has this phobia.

by Michael George-Taylor January 10, 2009

bibliophibian

One who, to an outsider, it seems owns too many books.

"They crowd the shelves two or three deep, sideways or stacked any way they'll fit; they pile on tables waiting to be read, re-read, or simply kept forever. It's gotten to the point where they've started to multiply when you're not watching -- there's definitely more today than yesterday. And it'll keep on like this, until there's nothing at all left but books, books, and more books. How glorious.

Others don't understand, but you -- you breathe the stuff. You inhale paper and exhale ink; you live between pages, and your habitat is the written word. For you are a bibliophibian. "
-from the tshirt description on topatoco

My wife has enough books to fill the bed of my truck. I hate moving with a bibliophibian!

by 6141465 April 7, 2010

Bibliophobia

Being allergic to all things biblical

I have bibliophobia.

by Gamingalixy November 29, 2016