Biblosophobia

The abnormal dislike or fear of the bible. Symptoms of this phobia manifest, when faced with scriptural verses, as dilated pupils, increased heartbeat, extreme anger and may include psychosis which is usually accompanied by incoherent screaming about magical sky fairies.

Al-Ghazi: Read John 14:6
Richard Dorkins: ahafsjfkfhchgejfgd!!! Your book of magical fairies!!! Aaaargh!!!
Al-Ghazi: dude, you have a serious case of biblosophobia.

Biblosophobia by Al-Ghazi November 17, 2014

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Bibliophobia

The fear of books.

(The school bell rings triggering the end of the day)

English Teacher: "Now students, before you leave make sure to pick up Call of the Wild."

Johnny: "AHHHHHHHHH FUCK NO!"

Big Breasted Brittany: "Johnny can't read, he has Bibliophobia"

Chris Webb has this phobia.

Bibliophobia by Michael George-Taylor January 10, 2009

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Biblosophobia • Bibliophobia

Bibliophobia

Being allergic to all things biblical

I have bibliophobia.

Bibliophobia by Gamingalixy November 29, 2016

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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