Biblosophobia 

The abnormal dislike or fear of the bible. Symptoms of this phobia manifest, when faced with scriptural verses, as dilated pupils, increased heartbeat, extreme anger and may include psychosis which is usually accompanied by incoherent screaming about magical sky fairies.

Al-Ghazi: Read John 14:6
Richard Dorkins: ahafsjfkfhchgejfgd!!! Your book of magical fairies!!! Aaaargh!!!
Al-Ghazi: dude, you have a serious case of biblosophobia.

Biblosophobia by Al-Ghazi November 17, 2014

Bibliophobia

The fear of books.

(The school bell rings triggering the end of the day)

English Teacher: "Now students, before you leave make sure to pick up Call of the Wild."

Johnny: "AHHHHHHHHH FUCK NO!"

Big Breasted Brittany: "Johnny can't read, he has Bibliophobia"


Chris Webb has this phobia.

Bibliophobia by Michael George-Taylor January 10, 2009

Bibliophobia

Being allergic to all things biblical

I have bibliophobia.

Bibliophobia by Gamingalixy November 29, 2016