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Emjay Blanchette 

The bestest human to ever exist but thinks shes worse than everyone for no apparent reason even tho shes perfect and is typically best friends with Grant Pattison
Emjay Blanchette by Lil Spuddy July 15, 2020

Bitchlette 

(n) A Bitchlette (or bitchlet, sometimes bitchlite) is a female from prepubescence into young-adulthood that acts as though she is entitled to everything around her, and as though she is lord and master with everyone else at her beck and call. A bitchlette could also be considered the larval stage of an Entitlement Whore, and is just as often found flipping you off when they run the red while gabbing away into a cellular telephone.
"I saw this girl on TV freaking out because her dad didn't buy her a new Merdedes for her birthday -- she was such a bitchlette."
Bitchlette by B. Couch January 29, 2007
A bitch in training; often found in a gaggle of other bitchettes and the lead bitch.
"damn chick can't even do bitch right, she's nuttin but a bitchette"
bitchette by downtowngal April 12, 2005

gay blanchette 

When one lumberjack hugs another from behind while eating chips and not wearing pants.
After cutting down a tree the King gave James a meatnormous gay blanchette.
gay blanchette by Karla Frobe October 11, 2005

bitcheater 

One who consumes human beings defined as "bitches" on a daily basis.

Derogatory term.
Wow, John is being a real bitcheater tonight.

That bitcheater just ate my bitch!
bitcheater by Owyn Caropiana January 22, 2008

bitchetti 

a place that only the bitchiest of bitches go. known for its pasta, that the country is named after.
she is such a bitch! she’ll be in bitchetti by the end of this month i swear.
bitchetti by appieslices April 13, 2020