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Emjay Blanchette 

The bestest human to ever exist but thinks shes worse than everyone for no apparent reason even tho shes perfect and is typically best friends with Grant Pattison
Emjay Blanchette loves Tim Hortons too much
Emjay Blanchette by Lil Spuddy July 15, 2020

Bitchlette 

(n) A Bitchlette (or bitchlet, sometimes bitchlite) is a female from prepubescence into young-adulthood that acts as though she is entitled to everything around her, and as though she is lord and master with everyone else at her beck and call. A bitchlette could also be considered the larval stage of an Entitlement Whore, and is just as often found flipping you off when they run the red while gabbing away into a cellular telephone.
"I saw this girl on TV freaking out because her dad didn't buy her a new Merdedes for her birthday -- she was such a bitchlette."
Bitchlette by B. Couch January 29, 2007
A bitch in training; often found in a gaggle of other bitchettes and the lead bitch.
"damn chick can't even do bitch right, she's nuttin but a bitchette"
bitchette by downtowngal April 12, 2005

gay blanchette 

When one lumberjack hugs another from behind while eating chips and not wearing pants.
After cutting down a tree the King gave James a meatnormous gay blanchette.
gay blanchette by Karla Frobe October 11, 2005

bitcheater 

One who consumes human beings defined as "bitches" on a daily basis.

Derogatory term.
Wow, John is being a real bitcheater tonight.

That bitcheater just ate my bitch!
bitcheater by Owyn Caropiana January 22, 2008

bitchetti 

a place that only the bitchiest of bitches go. known for its pasta, that the country is named after.
she is such a bitch! she’ll be in bitchetti by the end of this month i swear.
bitchetti by appieslices April 13, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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