A verb meaning to be ditched by someoneshortly before you are going to meet with them.
Rachel totally bforked me yesterday. We were going to go to Taco Bell but she called me an hour before and canceled because she had a "doctors appointment."
The ending statement of a pointless arguement. Often times used to prevent further crying or more wet clothes (caused by an over night stay in the yard). Can be repeated numerous times to clarify that that is the END of the fight.
Her: This is a dumb argument! I just stopped to get rubbing alcohol!
...
Him: Which is about as important as telling me you got biscuits.
Her: ... They dont have biscuits...
Him: Of course they do, they're in the isle marked B for Biscuit.
Her: B, for biscuit?
Him: B for biscuit!
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.