Bezzoed 

To get more fucked off your tits than Jeff Bezos

Chloe: That Jess got so fucked up on weed last night!

Jeff: Yeah man she got bezzoed more than Jeff Bezos

Bezzoed by high, messed up, stoned September 27, 2022

Bezzed 

Originating from Middlesbrough, England

The act of getting intoxicated through the use of alcohol or recreational drugs to the point of not being aware that one has soiled themselves violently.

Man 1: Hey man, that ket is insane, I'm feeling pretty bezzed
Man 2: I can smell it from here, you twat

Bezzed by MarkCorrigan January 8, 2014

You got Bezoed 

An increasingly popular phrase that is frequently uttered when a person gets fucked by Amazon in any given purchasing or return transaction.

You got Bezoed, my man!

You got Bezoed by Dr Bunnygirl December 2, 2022

bezzled 

1. being completely drunk.
2. loud and obnoxious due to drinking too much.

damn son, you're bezzled outta woadiness.

bezzled by Code Red October 9, 2005

Jeff Bezoed 

When your cat gets scared and jumps so high in the air he could have spent 3 minutes in space.

I had a bad leg cramp which caused me to move my leg as my cat walked by and he Jeff Bezoed.

Jeff Bezoed by 1998F150 September 16, 2021