Bezzoed

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To get more fucked off your tits than Jeff Bezos

Chloe: That Jess got so fucked up on weed last night!

Jeff: Yeah man she got bezzoed more than Jeff Bezos

Bezzoed by high, messed up, stoned September 27, 2022

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Bezzed

Originating from Middlesbrough, England

The act of getting intoxicated through the use of alcohol or recreational drugs to the point of not being aware that one has soiled themselves violently.

Man 1: Hey man, that ket is insane, I'm feeling pretty bezzed
Man 2: I can smell it from here, you twat

Bezzed by MarkCorrigan January 8, 2014

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You got Bezoed

An increasingly popular phrase that is frequently uttered when a person gets fucked by Amazon in any given purchasing or return transaction.

You got Bezoed, my man!

You got Bezoed by Dr Bunnygirl December 2, 2022

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bezzled

1. being completely drunk.
2. loud and obnoxious due to drinking too much.

damn son, you're bezzled outta woadiness.

bezzled by Code Red October 9, 2005

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Jeff Bezoed

When your cat gets scared and jumps so high in the air he could have spent 3 minutes in space.

I had a bad leg cramp which caused me to move my leg as my cat walked by and he Jeff Bezoed.

Jeff Bezoed by 1998F150 September 16, 2021

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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