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Bezzed 

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Originating from Middlesbrough, England

The act of getting intoxicated through the use of alcohol or recreational drugs to the point of not being aware that one has soiled themselves violently.
Man 1: Hey man, that ket is insane, I'm feeling pretty bezzed
Man 2: I can smell it from here, you twat
Bezzed by MarkCorrigan January 8, 2014
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Bezzoed • Bezzed • bezzled • Jeff Bezoed • You got Bezoed

You got Bezoed 

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An increasingly popular phrase that is frequently uttered when a person gets fucked by Amazon in any given purchasing or return transaction.
You got Bezoed, my man!
You got Bezoed by Dr Bunnygirl December 2, 2022
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bezzled 

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1. being completely drunk.
2. loud and obnoxious due to drinking too much.
damn son, you're bezzled outta woadiness.
bezzled by Code Red October 9, 2005
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Jeff Bezoed 

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When your cat gets scared and jumps so high in the air he could have spent 3 minutes in space.
I had a bad leg cramp which caused me to move my leg as my cat walked by and he Jeff Bezoed.
Jeff Bezoed by 1998F150 September 16, 2021
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Nutshot 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

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A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
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