Bezzoed

To get more fucked off your tits than Jeff Bezos

Chloe: That Jess got so fucked up on weed last night!

Jeff: Yeah man she got bezzoed more than Jeff Bezos

by high, messed up, stoned September 27, 2022

Bezzed

Originating from Middlesbrough, England

The act of getting intoxicated through the use of alcohol or recreational drugs to the point of not being aware that one has soiled themselves violently.

Man 1: Hey man, that ket is insane, I'm feeling pretty bezzed
Man 2: I can smell it from here, you twat

by MarkCorrigan January 8, 2014

You got Bezoed

An increasingly popular phrase that is frequently uttered when a person gets fucked by Amazon in any given purchasing or return transaction.

You got Bezoed, my man!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 2, 2022

bezzled

1. being completely drunk.
2. loud and obnoxious due to drinking too much.

damn son, you're bezzled outta woadiness.

by Code Red October 9, 2005

Jeff Bezoed

When your cat gets scared and jumps so high in the air he could have spent 3 minutes in space.

I had a bad leg cramp which caused me to move my leg as my cat walked by and he Jeff Bezoed.

by 1998F150 September 16, 2021