Bezosphobe
Someone who is a conspiracy theorist and believes that Amazon is stealing their information, thus being scared of Jeff Bezos.
Bezosphobe by Zakazouli April 28, 2020
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Bozophobe
Bozophobe by pussybeater420 December 23, 2020
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Bozophobe
Bozophobia is either a joking or serious fear of a clown. Some people pretend to be afraid of clowns or make claims that they were afraid of clowns as children.
Bozophobe by i.am.speed January 7, 2020
Bezosphobia
man 1 look at this picture of jeff bezos
man 2 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA please dont show me thos i have Bezosphobia
man 2 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA please dont show me thos i have Bezosphobia
Bezosphobia by sneezus christ October 4, 2021
bozophobe
A decently intelligent person who is afraid of other intelligent people who pretend to be less intelligent than they actually are.
Im a bozophobe when it comes to talking about James Comey or Hilary Clinton. They are actually more intelligent than they pretend to be on t.v.
bozophobe by Uncle Dimma October 4, 2020
Bezosphile
The one person usually a lazy shopoholic with no regard for community cohesion who believes Jeff Bezos and therefore Amazon has influenced the world positively.
Also see Bezosphilia , Bezosphiliac
Also see Bezosphilia , Bezosphiliac
You can tell by Karens diminishing bank account and loss of contact with the outside world that she’s a Bezosphile .
Bezosphile by Caminista January 3, 2022
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