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The language created between two linguists: Driver and Walpole.
Comprising mainly of "stolen" words, it is more of a pidgin. It encorporates aspects of French, Irish, German, Orcadian, English, American English, Icelandic, Russian and Korean. It also includes original Betasish words (Betaisch in it's European form).
The new OBD (Oxford Betaish Dictionary) is soon to be published.
La feelm was brillojud, ja?
The film was really good, you think?

Oi! You Krint! Get back here with my George Forman!
Hey, you ruffian! Get back here with my girlfriend!

"I'm sorry, I don't understand your language."
Eh, feck off you Krint! Toutlamonde savvy's Betaish!
Betaish by Horrace September 29, 2007
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A serious bed fetish, or an intense liking for sex.
Ooooh babes, let's go back to my place, I've got a betish.
Betish by Boblicksmymuffin February 7, 2009
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a ship name for ben and natasha a cute couple that will last forever
natasha: HEY BEN
Class:betasha lol
betasha by BCGaming December 3, 2017

betafish 

Betafish is a word only 2 people in the world know. Its a special word only for us.
"Hey betafish want to play roblox??"
betafish by betafishy August 14, 2022
stupid fucktard whose car and money are the ones that has friends, not him.

A fucktard
run man, here comes betanshit!
betanshit by joe momma June 7, 2004

Betafish 

a person who is small in stature, weighs under 120lbs, has little to no muscle, and tends to have a very well below average sized penis. These people are typically of adult age but are seldomly referred to as men. You can find them wearing boys’ sized clothes because any men’s clothing would be swimming on their tiny frame. Their attitude is often extremely aggressive and nasty but they will never look you directly in the eyes when confronting you due to their cowardly traits. They will often only speak to women they find attractive and will either lash out at or refuse to acknowledge any men who speak to or pose a potential threat to have sex with the woman they are simping over. It is not uncommon to find these pathetic creatures whispering to a woman for absolutely no reason at all while the woman speaks using a normal tone of voice during the conversation. You may run into these pathetic weaklings verbally degrading the nicest humans they encounter just because they see an easy target. The most entertaining aspect is when they argue adamantly with someone but are proven wrong time and time again with their only response being “whatever.” In some rare cases they will be a third wheel and pay the entire bill. There unfortunately tends to be a high rate of domestic violence and verbal abuse cases due to their inability to challenge any grown men in the public sphere.

Note: Bettafish is another common spelling. Fish is often used as a shorter slang term.
John: “Did you see the little guy third wheeling with Jennifer and her boyfriend?”

Mike: “Yeah he’s such a betafish!”
Betafish by Billy Polanco December 23, 2023
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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