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Betafish
a person who is small in stature, weighs under 120lbs, has little to no muscle, and tends to have a very well below average sized penis. These people are typically of adult age but are seldomly referred to as men. You can find them wearing boys’ sized clothes because any men’s clothing would be swimming on their tiny frame. Their attitude is often extremely aggressive and nasty but they will never look you directly in the eyes when confronting you due to their cowardly traits. They will often only speak to women they find attractive and will either lash out at or refuse to acknowledge any men who speak to or pose a potential threat to have sex with the woman they are simping over. It is not uncommon to find these pathetic creatures whispering to a woman for absolutely no reason at all while the woman speaks using a normal tone of voice during the conversation. You may run into these pathetic weaklings verbally degrading the nicest humans they encounter just because they see an easy target. The most entertaining aspect is when they argue adamantly with someone but are proven wrong time and time again with their only response being “whatever.” In some rare cases they will be a third wheel and pay the entire bill. There unfortunately tends to be a high rate of domestic violence and verbal abuse cases due to their inability to challenge any grown men in the public sphere.
Note: Bettafish is another common spelling. Fish is often used as a shorter slang term.
Note: Bettafish is another common spelling. Fish is often used as a shorter slang term.
John: “Did you see the little guy third wheeling with Jennifer and her boyfriend?”
Mike: “Yeah he’s such a betafish!”
Mike: “Yeah he’s such a betafish!”
Betafish by Billy Polanco December 23, 2023
Betaish
The language created between two linguists: Driver and Walpole.
Comprising mainly of "stolen" words, it is more of a pidgin. It encorporates aspects of French, Irish, German, Orcadian, English, American English, Icelandic, Russian and Korean. It also includes original Betasish words (Betaisch in it's European form).
The new OBD (Oxford Betaish Dictionary) is soon to be published.
Comprising mainly of "stolen" words, it is more of a pidgin. It encorporates aspects of French, Irish, German, Orcadian, English, American English, Icelandic, Russian and Korean. It also includes original Betasish words (Betaisch in it's European form).
The new OBD (Oxford Betaish Dictionary) is soon to be published.
Beta Fish
Beta Fish by Jay See Lordness December 23, 2021
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026