To steal a smile from another who is unwilling or flat out refuses to smile. Typically done so the besmeargler and the besmearglee are the only parties privy to the action.
Bro, I was trying so hard to be mad at my girlfriend for embarrassing me at youth group but she besmeargled me so hard. Man, I’m so frustrated by how much I love her
Extreme joy, anger, etc, brought on by a situation that causes one to be "out of one's mind" with that emotion.
"Beside" was formerly (15th through 19th centuries) used in phrases to mean "out of a mental state or condition, as 'beside one's patience, one's gravity, one's wits'" (Oxford Engl. Dict.), and that use survives only in "'beside oneself': out of one's wits, out of one's senses."
I was so beside myself looking at all the women on the beach that I didn't hear my wife yelling for help.
also, zhonginator, bes-o-matic
one hot ass asian. that goes by the name of besney zhong. also referred to as the zhonginator. anything of or pertainting to the besmeister is classed as bes-o-matic
me: hey luke its the besmeister
luke: BESNEY ZHONG!!!! i am croatian
me: i would smash that
anthony: for fucks sake, you and your obsession with the asian ladies. besney zhong, jen ma, the hot asian from urshies