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besmeargle

v.

To steal a smile from another who is unwilling or flat out refuses to smile. Typically done so the besmeargler and the besmearglee are the only parties privy to the action.
Bro, I was trying so hard to be mad at my girlfriend for embarrassing me at youth group but she besmeargled me so hard. Man, I’m so frustrated by how much I love her
besmeargle by DiamondDick9 May 23, 2020
A bestie but one thing is different, you are a slow bestie and typed it wrong
Tiktok besites are the best
besite by salvulcanoreal July 13, 2021
Usually a guy who is funny as hell, and reels in the bitches. The Montenegro Beast. Usually mistaken for a God.
Omg is that Besim, I thought he was just a legend.
Besim by Besim October 30, 2014

Beside myself 

Extreme joy, anger, etc, brought on by a situation that causes one to be "out of one's mind" with that emotion.

"Beside" was formerly (15th through 19th centuries) used in phrases to mean "out of a mental state or condition, as 'beside one's patience, one's gravity, one's wits'" (Oxford Engl. Dict.), and that use survives only in "'beside oneself': out of one's wits, out of one's senses."
I was so beside myself looking at all the women on the beach that I didn't hear my wife yelling for help.
Beside myself by quietmaniam February 4, 2010

besmeister

also, zhonginator, bes-o-matic
one hot ass asian. that goes by the name of besney zhong. also referred to as the zhonginator. anything of or pertainting to the besmeister is classed as bes-o-matic
me: hey luke its the besmeister
luke: BESNEY ZHONG!!!! i am croatian
me: i would smash that
anthony: for fucks sake, you and your obsession with the asian ladies. besney zhong, jen ma, the hot asian from urshies
Being very slimy all the time.
Man you are so Behsime today, that is foul man.
Behsime by Jimminy Slicker February 18, 2010