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besite

A bestie but one thing is different, you are a slow bestie and typed it wrong
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by salvulcanoreal July 13, 2021
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Besite

another name for a prostitute with several STD's.
In other words, a whore that gets around and fucks every living thing on Earth.
Hey man, you went to that new whore house yet?
No I hear they got a bunch of besites there.
by hjhfgbgb June 5, 2010
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Besite

Like “bestie,” but more sarcastic and arguably better.
Hey, besite.”
“Hi.”
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Pete Bested

When you are forced to leave a group against your own wishes and the group achieves success or happiness without you.
Pete best was fired form The Beatles, and replaced by Ringo Star; before the Beatles reached commercial success.
I got Pete Bested when I was cut from the team and they went on to win the championship.
by Brian J. Quinn April 17, 2012
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Stif Benitez

The biggest like-whore on the internet. Posts demented pictures of dying children and disabled people with the sole mission of getting likes and subscriptions to make money. He is hated by many people on the internet who continually wage war against him and his barbaric pictures. He must be banned from the internet.
"Hey, did you see that picture of the child with Progeria on your news feed?"

"Yes, it was from that swaggot, Stif Benitez."
by KiillZemAwll August 11, 2012
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Beitel

A guy whom girls cannot reject. He is extreme manliness to the fullest and fucks like a porn star on extacy. Yeah he's that good, plus his bitches refer to his cock as a lightning stick.
Girl 1: Should I hook up with that guy.
Girl 2: Yes, he's such a beitel!
Girl 1: I know I'm so glad he wants to hook up with me, plus i hear he fucks SOOOO good.
by Rodger-Allen 4424 September 26, 2010
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Besterestest Friend

A person that is better than a friend, and even better than a best friend.

A person that is closer to you and that knows you better than your normal friends.

A person who will always be there for you. You can literally count on anytime of day. For example, you can randomly call them at 2 a.m. and they'll pick up and talk to you all night if you need to be cheered up.

A person who knows just what to say to make you laugh or smile on the days when you don't want to.

A person who knows you the way they know the back of their hand.

A person you can talk to about everything and anything, from the most random funny topics to the most serious topics. You can be totally honest with this person.

A person you don't have to act fake around because they accept you for who you are, no matter how lame you are.
She is Daisy's besterestest friend even if she's a loserface.

guy: You're my besterestest friend!

girl: Aww, you're my besterestest friend too!
by nikachu(: October 7, 2009
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