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the process of a homosexual shaving his armpits.
I'm sure that guy beshaves...
Beshave by alphadoggizzle December 13, 2010
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bible and behave 

"Netflix and chill" for Christians, or people that are religious
Do you want to bible and behave after church today?
bible and behave by pepe the froggy December 30, 2015
An Indian Psychopath who likes to eat toenails. Toenails are imminent in its natural habitat. Beshanes are only found in the Nebraskan Ocean. Beshanes are also extremely racist towards racists who are racist towards racist black men. When it goes racist, it undergoes a extreme reaction that causes an earthquake and a tsunami is common to occur. It is recommended that if you see a Beshane, you do not approach.
Person 1: HELP ME! ITS EATING MY TOENAILS!

Person 2: Probably just a Beshane.
beshane by sldkfjlsadfjsadfasd November 25, 2016

Belhaven 

A heavenly ale brewed by artisan Scots.
Heavier than a Newcastle with a nice nutty flavor. This is truly the Lords brew. Known to have healing properties and thoroughly cleans out your tradesman's entrance
Jesus of Nazareth (who was half Scot by the way) was known to drink 3 pints at bedtime.
Belhaven by Samhain_Knight August 17, 2004
"You like Trump?"
"Oh it's just a Beshane."
Beshane by Minecraft Roleplay July 30, 2017

Behave yourself 

watch your behavior.
be careful what you do
Alex, you need to behave yourself at your aunt's party, or it would be the last time we go there
Behave yourself by Sina.sheikh June 20, 2011

Beshevelment

« That’s honestly such a beshevelment » - that’s honestly just so rude

« you didn’t have to beshevel me » - you didn’t have to be so rude

« You’re being a beshevel et right now » - you’re being rude af right now

« Beshevel with you » - fuck off
Beshevelment by Millsb June 11, 2020
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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